ok so um i'm slacking this week, but give me a darn break, i'm sick.. yes i have a cold.. in the middle of summer, in AUGUST.. the heat is terrible, 102 yesterday only making my running nose, pour even more, yeah i know, you wanted to know that.. now hush about it. my husband is threatening to go stay at a hotel, im a big baby when sick. i dont like people around me, or touching me, or the heat, or the cold, and i have weird cravings, and send my lovely adorable husband to the store at 9pm to get chocolate chip cookies and milk. i leave kleenex laying everywhere and carry lysol around, and brush my teeth constantly because i swear people can smell the sickness. ick. i also steal my sons blankies. yeah i know, im a nice mom. but i also dont stop for anything, i get up, i bathe, i walk my dogs ( all three of them) i take my kids to school and work all day and pick the brats up and ask lovingly how their day went, even if im not listening. not because im not interested, but when i have a cold, i feel a bit drunk and well, i lose all train of thought. i also stand in 99 degree weather with my nose dripping to watch my son play ball, and smile and look nice so people dont think im a total loser even though i feel like the walking dead. yep, thats me when sick, in a nutshell...a lose cannon. and in all reality you all know, your the exact same way. ok well tanya would throw her kleenex away but i wait until mine get to be a HUGE pile, then decide to throw them out.. yano without alot of energy i have to make that long trip to the trash can worth my while.
So anyway I just wanted to give everyone a heads up, no i'm not dead, though i do feel that way. and I will be back with more boring information and crap about my life as soon as i can actually breathe and see through both of my eyeballs. i will have tons of useless information, like my kids first day of kindergarten, and my oldest starting 4th grade. and my sons first football game and various other wonderfully boring stories that i know ya just adore.
so with that, i'm off, off to a lovely night of vicks vapor rub, kleenex and nyquil. wahoo... colds suck, id rather puke my guts out!
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